Three Little Macaron PigsNovember 15, 2014
Three Little Macaron Pigs - with a Tiramisu twist!
Once upon a time there were three little macaron pigs, who left their mother's home to live on their own. Mama pig warned them, "Whatever you do, don't let the big bad wolf eat ya!"
The first little pig built its house out of straw.
The second little pig built its house out of sticks.
The third little pig built its house out of Tiramisu.
Along came the big bad wolf.
"Little pig, little pig, let me in! Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down," roared the wolf as he thumped on the door of the first little pig's straw house. With a deep breath, the wolf released a huge gust of air that blew the house down.
Terrified, the first little pig escaped to the second little pig's stick house. By then, the wolf had approached the stick house.
"Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down," yelled the wolf as he proceeded to take down the house with his gust of air.
Running as fast as their little trotters could carry them, the two little pigs sought cover in the third little pig's Tiramisu house.
"Boy, I sure hope this Tiramisu house is strong enough," cried the first little pig.
"It sure looks flimsy," the skeptical second little pig commented.
The third little pig remained silent, but he wore a look of confidence.
"Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down," the wolf repeated. However, even when the wolf blew the hardest it could, the house stood strong. This is because the layers of mascarporne cheese, coffee-dipped biscuits, and cocoa powder held the house tightly together.
The three little pigs were hopeful for their lives.
The wolf decided to physically tear the house down instead of using his breath. With a reckless and clumsy motion, he swerved a punch towards the Tiramisu walls. To his surprise, the walls were soft and he found himself sinking in. Like quicksand, he couldn't escape and met his death by getting trapped within the Tiramisu walls.
Tiramisu saves the day! The three little pigs cheered as they left the Tiramisu house to build a sturdy abode out of bricks.
Bake sale: Tiramisu and macarons at $20/set!
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